If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Tissues for the inevitable and innumerable tears I will cry over the massive amount of work and mindless competition the education system forces us to be a part of
oh my fucking god
The next time he comes in Steve’s thoughts veer off into the first few lines of Starspangled Man With A Plan, which is immediately followed by an impressive string of swears because HE KEEPS THINKING HE’S GOT THE FUCKING SONG OUT OF HIS HEAD AND THEN IT JUST CREEPS BACK UP ON HIM WHAT THE FUCK. Trying to dislodge it, he starts reciting some modern pop song about milkshakes and boys in your yard
i can’t breathe
ACTUALMENACEBUCKYBARNES’ CATWS GIVEAWAY!!
This is for all my lovely new and old followers who have made the Cap2 fandom such an amazing experience <3 I meant to do this giveaway when I got 2000 followers but I couldn’t get my shit together soon enough D: Anyway, these prizes are to celebrate my favorite Cap2 characters (minus Sam Wilson bc there is next to nill merch on him >:[ ):
- 3 POP! Bobbleheads: Winter Soldier, Black Widow and Captain America
- 1 copy of Black Widow: The Finely Woven Thread (this will be shipped to you directly from Amazon when it’s available)
- Choice of either Large OR Small Captain America Shield backpacks
THREE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN:
- 1st prize: choice of bobblehead, choice of graphic novel or bag
- 2nd prize: choice of bobblehead, graphic novel/bag that first prize didn’t pick
- 3rd prize: remaining bobblehead
- One reblog+like will be counted. Feel free to reblog more to signal boost <3
- You do not have to be following me! But if you’re an existing follower, you’ll get a bonus prize!
- Your askbox must be open, or opened within 24 hours of the winner being chosen.
- No giveaway blogs, please!
- Yes, it’s open internationally
- This contest will run until 11:59 PM CST,
July 20thJuly 27th.
I think I’ve covered all my bases, but feel free to inbox we with more questions. As always: may the odds be ever in your favor.
GIVEAWAY EXTENDED TO JULY 27TH
GET YOUR REBLOGS IIIIIIN :D
iggy azalea - fancy cover (dont laugh please it took a lot of courage to post this)
38 seconds of my life i’ll never get back
fucki ng 100/10
So i got a new record player and instead of throwing it out I’m giving it away
What you get
My Old record player.. obviously
you’ll also get some vynals that i’ve acquired 2 copy’s of over the years
The records are:
The weight that you buried- Knuckle Puck
We don’t have each other- Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties
Home, like no place is there- The Hotelier
American Football 2 disk reissue- American Football
Sports- Modern Baseball
You’re gonna miss it all- Modern Baseball
Letters home- Defeater
Take this to your grave- Fall Out Boy
Forgettable (signed by the band)- Sorority Noise
Dulce- Heart to Heart
Heart to Heart- Heart to Heart
The Greatest Generation- The Wonder Years
The Upsides- The Wonder Years
Suburbia I’ve Given You All and Now I’m Nothing- The Wonder Years
You must be following me at the time of the drawing unfollow after whatever
reblog as many times as you like
likes also count
winner will be chosen Aug 31st
So I apparently got banned or whatever on Omegle? Every time I try to start a new text chat, I have to fill out a captcha thing, like literally every time. I don’t even know why, all I know is fom what I can tell on Google, I have to send Omegle feedback to get the issue resolved, but the feedback doesn’t go through no matter what. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
what did chris evans see to make him make this face
It is this one. Occasionally, the original text/pic gets deleted and replaced with a gif of your OTP or that actor in that one show or a quote from that thing you like. But it’s not them. It never was them. It has always been, and always will be, a lie.
And now it’s a gif of Chris Evans laughing at pizza.
WHY IS HE LAUGHING AT PIZZA
BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
Third Star… well that’s too bad…
Annie Hall. le *sigh*
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes ….. fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Guardimun: Captain America awww yea :D
IF YE HAD THE CHANCE TE CHANGE YER FAYTE, WOULDJU?
22 JUMP STREET
hitchhikers guide to the universe
Coralline oH NO
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry